Lovestruck Palace
Jimmy
"Fingers" Sartori smiled coyly at his companion as he rolled a silver
dollar over the knuckles in his right hand. The fat old man across from him
shifted his weight but kept a calm, expressionless face. "So what
you're telling me, Jack, is that you think my house is haunted? I got this
right?"
"Something
like that," Jack Reed mumbled, looking around Jimmy's garish office. He'd
refused to meet at the home. "Not exactly haunted. Echanted."
Jimmy took a sip of his martini and furrowed his brow. "What’s the difference?”
“Haunted
implies that spirits are inhabiting your home, willfully or otherwise. I think
there’s been a spell placed on your property,” Jack answered, but he was
distracted by the familiar décor. It was a replica of something, a movie set,
maybe.
Jimmy Fingers smiled, revealing a golden molar. He
thought he’d indulge the fat, sweaty mess across from him, but if he were being
honest, he was disgusted. “What kind of a spell, Jack?” Why couldn’t people
just take care of themselves? Especially men; it’s easier for men.
“A…uh, a love spell,” said the red-faced man, very aware
of how ridiculous it sounded. But it was true.
“So what’s wrong with that?” Jimmy Fingers asked
lightly. He particularly enjoyed this little song and dance; he didn’t get to
do it often.
“I can’t tell you,” Jack said, looking around the
office again. Everything was black trimmed in gold, from the walls to the
furniture to the linens.
Jimmy Fingers stood and pivoted to look out the
doorway behind his desk, fingering the rim of his glass. The greenbelt had just
been watered, and the droplets on the grass sparkled in the moonlight. Obviously,
Jimmy Fingers knew about his house. It was his job to protect it, keep it in
the family.
Jack wasn’t playing anymore; he just stared
silently at the man gazing wistfully out the door’s glass until he turned around
again.
Jimmy Fingers smiled again and said, “okay, so you
want to—what? Exorcise it or somethin? Unspell it?”
“Ah, no,” Jack said, refocusing. “That’s not exactly
protocol. I want to find out who enchanted it, and when. A warlock’s magic can
only be undone by his own bloodline.”
“Oh, so warlocks have a protocol, do they?
Interesting,” Jimmy said, then casually threw back the rest of his martini.
Jack was fed up with Jimmy’s attitude. “Look, Mr.
Sartori, I’m not here to waste your time. I just need to find out who lived
here before you. I have reason to believe the county records have been tampered
with and—“
Jimmy sighed and rolled his eyes, then popped the
vodka-soaked olive into his mouth. “Do
you know who else follows a protocol, Mr. Reed?”
Jack looked at him impatiently. He could tell Jimmy
Fingers needed to run the show. Needed to think
he was running the show, anyway.
“The mafia follows a protocol; gangs follow a
protocol,” Jimmy Fingers continued. “You owe loyalty to the family and if you
betray the family, protocol is you die. Someone threatens the family, they die.
Someone hurts the family, their family dies and then they die. Catch my drift?”
“No one is threatening any family, Mr. Sartori. I’m
not going to hurt anybody, except maybe a witch or two. You’re not one, are
you?”
“Of course not,” Jimmy Fingers said with a warm
chuckle. He wasn’t going to start teasing the man. He was tired,
and wanted to go home. “Are you a warlock?”
“No, I’m a witch hunter,” Jack said, which wasn’t
exactly a lie. “We have protocols, too, and your house is well-known among us.
We call it Lovestruck Palace.”
“Such a whimsical name. I like it, but I’m tired and
it’s nearly dinnertime. I’m sorry, Mr. Reed, I’ve no information to give you.
I’m not allowed to disclose the seller of my home. I suppose he must have known
someone would come asking. It’s all in writing; I can email you a copy of the
agreement if you’d like to show the uh, witch hunters’ guild, or whatever,”
Jimmy Fingers sighed and began packing up his briefcase.
“That would be much appreciated,” Jack said with a
big, fake smile. “At least then I can get my boss off my case, you know?”
“Sure, sure. Been there,” Jimmy Fingers said and
pushed a button on his desk. “Marta, escort Mr. Reed to the door and call me a
car, will you?”
“Yes, Mr. Sartori,” said a woman’s voice, and a few
seconds later the office door opened to the young, attractive woman.
“Just one more question, on a personal note,” Jack
said, gathering his jacket.
“What's that?”
“This office. I’ve seen it before somewhere.”
Jimmy Fingers smiled and nodded. “Scarface,” he
said.
“That’s right. Very well done,” he said, keeping the
bumbling, submissive smile on his face.
“Thank you. I’ve got your contact information. Have
a good evening, Mr. Reed,” Jimmy Fingers said. He was in a hurry to get back to
his palace; the women would be waiting, probably agonizing over his
whereabouts. Owning the house was not just a privilege—it was a huge
responsibility. Truth be told, he’d get rid of it if he could, trade it all for
the love of one good woman, but like he told Jack: there’s a protocol to follow.
Jack hurried to his ten-year-old Camry and peeled
away from the office as fast as he could. When he was far enough away, he
called his boss.
“Yes?” the Grandmaster answered.
“Good news and bad news,” Jack said as his flabby,
red skin evaporated, revealing a handsome, younger man with black hair and crystal
blue eyes. He cracked his neck side to side and checked to make sure he was
left with just the one, chiseled chin. “Bad news is he knows. Good news is I got the bug
in,” Jack answered, speeding back to headquarters.
“Well then, everything else will fall into place.
Lovestruck Palace will be ours again, Jack. Never fear.”
This is quite good, though there are a few minor typos early on. I also had a bit of a hard time with getting the characters straight for a moment or two, before the voices sorted themselves out. I like the concept a lot and would gladly read more with this setting.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Matt!
ReplyDeleteFull disclosure: did not read before posting. I was in a rush and seriously doubted anyone would look so soon. I will check it and thus be excuse-less.